regardstosoulandromance:

twitter user @ likewatercress speaks the truth

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johanrapper:

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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otherwindow:

fingersareoptional:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Bards are just mages who don’t shut up.

Rogues are just slutty knights.

What about alchemists?

Chefs without boundaries.

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paintingispoetry:

Paul Gauguin, Manao Tupapau detail, 1892

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voidrat:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

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bejiitas:

i spent time on this (original)

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setheverman:

HORRIBLE

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chronicclungs:

whyyoustabbedme:

twitter

Incredible talent wasting behind bars.

Holy shit

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grimeclown:

grimeclown:

necromancy? u mean recycling

look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem

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dogdownloader:

this is a new one tumblr

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a-boros-named-seamus:

dragoon811:

Yesterday I went to buy some yarn and so you know how annoying it is when fucking people put those stupid bullshit “don’t use this, wool is murder” PETA stickers on the label?

First of all, stop defacing stock in someone’s store. You’re not clever or saving the planet or anything. You’re making it hard for customers to shop and see the info they need on the label (yardage, weight, dye lot)… You’re making employees spend hours peeling the damn things off, and in some cases, you’re causing damage to the label and or yarn itself. That means loss to the company, which affects employees who probably make minimum wage, you shit bags. You want to make change happen? Contact corporate, you fuckhead. That’s where decisions are made.

Second of all, wool is not murder. Are you fucking stupid? (Obviously the answer is yes). It’s a fucking haircut for a sheep. They’ve been domesticated so long that if we don’t sheer them, it’s bad. Yes, some sheep don’t live in ideal conditions. Got a problem with that? Going to a yarn store and putting stickers on things isn’t going to change it or the minds of customers. For fuck’s sake, you absolute cockwomble, go to the yarn companies. Make them use wool providers that use humane conditions for their yarn, like A LOT OF YARN COMPANIES DO.

And third of all.

You. You precious, empty-headed little shitnugget. You complete and total sawdust-for-brains.

You put your fucking stickers all over acrylic yarn.

There’s no fucking wool in there. It’s all synthetic fiber. Basically, it’s plastic.

You fucking dumbass.

I connect with this post on a spiritual level

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vivvav:

joegran:

dog of song

THE DOG OF WISDOM LIVES

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